1. Order only water and ask for extra ketchup.

2. If at anywhere but McDonald's, try ordering McNuggets, a McSalad, a McChicken sandwich, and a Big Mac (and do the opposite at other places).

3. Ask them if they serve cat, dog, horse, goldfish, rat, or anything like that you can think of.

4. Have your radio as loud as it goes and attempt to holler over it.

5. Try ordering in the voice of Beavis or Butthead.

6. Try telling them, "First you give me the food, and then, I give you the money".

7. Try to go through backwards and order from the window and attempt to pick it up by the menu.

8. P-P-Purposely s-s-stutter w-when or-or-ordering.

9. Rudely repeat every word they say to you.

10. Instead of ordering, try to start a conversation with them.

11. Try your best to get them to lower the price for you.

12. Instead of driving forward, drive through in reverse.

13. Place a huge order and talk slow when ordering so it takes at least five minutes.

14. Make it a complicated order like, you want half coke, half mello yellow with no ice, medium fries with no salt, a whopper with no tomato or lettuce, a bacon cheeseburger with only two strips of bacon that crisscross inside and anything else you can think of.

15. Order in a different language.

16. Go to Burger King and ask for directions to Mc Donalds.

17. Pay for the entire meal in pennies.

18. Try to trade them a Big Mac for a Whopper.

19. Order as if you were a retard, hand them monopoly money or something.

20. Just be very rude about EVERYTHING.

21. Make an unusual request, like elephant testicles or something like that.

22. Flirt with the person over the intercom regardless of their gender.

23. Ask for a Coke, if they sell Pepsi products insist that you need Coke and ask if they will go to another store to buy one for you.

24. Inhale helium prior to ordering.

25. If someone of the opposite sex, ask them if they've ever had "intercom" sex before.

26. Request that they spit in your burger.

27. Drive 1 mph the entire time.

28. Pretend your car died at the intercom thing or at the window, draw it out as long as possible.

29. Keep trying to order items not on the menu.

30. Swear repeatedly when ordering. "I'd like some god damn fries and a motherfuckin Coke. And yes, I'd like some extra fuckin ketchup."

31. When handing them the money, put a fake used condom (lotion) in between the bills.