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MY MOVIE/TV/COMMERCIAL IDEAS
1. Have a white Amish woman give birth to a black child.
2. Have a woman give birth to a cat or dog.
3. On a diaper commercial, blur out baby boobs.
4. Have a video "Babies Gone Wild", and show them lifting up their shirt and blur it out. Watch these babies
bare it all and see how far these babies are willing to go with Barney The Purple Dinosaur behind the camera. If you order
with your credit card, we'll also send you Grandmas Gone Wild. Watch these stunning Grandmas bare it all with Aston Kutcher
behind the camera. It covers all the wildest nursing homes across America.
5. Old lady wins lottery, young stud likes her (for the money of course), then he realizes that he slept with wrong senior
citizen.
6. Have a Burger King Diet instead of Subway Diet, have Burger King's Jason or something. (Screw Subway's Jared)
7. At a drive-thru, have a Fat Ass Kid's Meal, Lard Ass Meal, etc.
8. In a delivery room, have a sign that reads "Give 2 child births, and receive the 3rd for half price!" or
"Child Birth, $162.99 per lb.
9. If someone ugly is going to give a BJ, not only request for them to put a paper back over their head, but request that
they double bag it.
10. Find a stripper so ugly that the guys tip her to put her clothes back on.
11. When they use a black box to cover up nudity, for a guy, have that black box be either a small dot, have a very noticeable
curve, or be horribly misshapen.
12. Some guy has to take a MAJOR shit. He runs to the bathroom as fast as possible. When he gets in there, he just lets
it rip. He makes it appear he is having a hard time and it hurts. After that he gives a big sigh of relief. He picks up toilet
paper, looks at it and just tosses it away as if he doesn't need to use it. Then he pulls up pants and walks away, camera
zooms inside toilet only to find a turd about the size of a chocolate chip.
13. Have camera set up where a cop car pulls up and have the license plate read PIGS. First it'll show the car from a
distance then you'll be able to make out what it says once it gets closer.
14. There would be two or three people looking at a PlayBoy or some other dirty magazine. One would say "I would
love to eat that chick". One would say "I would love to get my hands on those breasts". Then one would say
"I would love to stuff that chick". Then the camera changes so you can finally see what they are looking at. It's
an advertisement for some kind of Chicken Place, like KFC.
15. When someone is driving at night they have their lights on. They think they are on bright, but the are actually on
dim. So when there's a car from a fairly short distance away, they accidentally gives them the brights instead. The passenger
alerts them of the situation. Then finally realizing their mistake, they, to the astonishment of the passenger keeps on flashing
the bright, then dim, then bright, then dim, over and over. Once they finally pass the other car, the passenger asked why
they did that, and they say "I was trying to tell them that I was sorry in morse code."
16. Have someone talk about the dangers of smoking while smoking, especially when talking to children.
17. Switch voice for commercials, like have a 4 year old do a Monster Truck Show commercial. "Sunday Sunday Sunday,
come see Grave Digger live at the Metrodome." Then have the Monster Truck guy sponser reading for kids or something."DO
YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAAM?"
18. Show a fast looking muscle or sports car driving fast and sliding around or something only to have an old grandma
step out with a walker or something.
19. Have someone overhear something behind a shut bedroom door. It's a couple and she's says, Yes, yes, oh that's it,
that feels so good, harder, HARDER, up a little more, oh yes, that's the spot, don't stop, faster FASTER! Then have someone
whip the door open to find the guy giving the girl a back rub.
20. Have some jock type of guy bragging to one of his buddies that he has a enough condoms to last him for years. Then
have him show him only one.
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