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You Might Be A Redneck if:
1. Your bathtub collects dust.
2. Your toothbrush collects dust.
3. Your toothbrush is for your "tooth".
4. You get pulled over for speeding and you know the police officer by name.
5. You and your wife have the same mother.
6. Your child's child is your child.
7. Your toilet serves as your sink.
8. Your idea of a sports car is golf cart.
9. You met your spouse at your family reunion.
10. You have "911" on speed dial.
11. Your pet eats better than you do.
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