1. Try on every cologne or perfume in the store.

2. Take clothes from the opposite sex into the dressing room.

3. If you are big, take children's clothing into the dressing room.

4. Ask for a recommendation for which condoms will give you the most satisfaction.

5. Ask if you can try on a condom in the fitting room.

6. Ask them if they sell used condoms.

7. Try returning a used condom and say that it ripped (if you're really daring, squirt some lotion in it).

8. Instead of a child, attempt to sit an adult in a shopping cart.

9. See how long you can play the demo video games before they kick you out.

10. Walk in with a cart full of empty gallon containers, fill all of them up using the water fountain, and walk out.

11. Try listening to the headphones in the electronics section for as long as possible.

12. Attempt to pay using several different currencies of money.

13. If you're an adult, try riding the quarter machines in front of the store.

14. Have a conversation with a mannequin as if it were a real person, maybe argue with it too.

15. Start rubbing a mannequin in inappropriate places until someone makes you stop.

16. Put balloons where the condoms should be and condoms where the balloons should be.

17. Unalphabetize all the cds.

18. Hide in the clothes rack and jump out at people.

19. Try to carry as much as possible without using a cart.

20. Try returning an item you know they won't accept back, then throw a temper tantrum and start screaming, "I've been a loyal customer here at TARGET for years."

21. Go into Walmart with a TARGET shirt and just start working as if you've always been employed there.

22. Go into Walmart with TARGET shirt and when you get to the checkout, ask for your employee discount.