1. While in a crowded place, have an intimate conversation on the phone.

2. In a public bathroom, spread chocolate pudding all over the place, like the ceiling, floor, walls, etc. Be creative.

3. Do the same with vanilla.

4. In a public bathroom, take away all of the toilet paper. (including paper towels)

5. At some store, buy a scratch-off ticket and hold it up to the light for a while in front of the sales clerk, then ask if you can exchange it.

6. At some kind of massage parlor, assuming it's someone of the opposite sex, after they've been massaging your back for a while, hand them a $20 dollar bill and turn over.

7. In public, talk like the opposite sex.

8. Walk around with something like a banana bulging in your pants.

9. At a grocery store, ask if they sell human milk.

10. When driving, just start following somebody out of nowhere.

11. Keep going into the bathrooms of the opposite sex.

12. At a gas station, put 1 penny's worth of gas in your vehicle and then write them a check.

13. Hit on or ask a woman out right in front of her boyfriend.