1. When they tell you to touch your nose, start picking it instead. (really get into it)

2. When they come to talk to you, lay on the horn and try to talk over it. (or radio)

3. When they walk up to you, tell them their gun looks exactly like yours.

4. Ask them how fast can you go before they will pull you over.

5. When a cop walks up to you, keep begging them not to look in the trunk.

6. Tell them your speedometer must be wrong, ask them to go try it if he doesn't believe you.

7. Tell the officer that the only reason you were speeding is because you're late for your appointment with your hooker who charges by the minute.

8. When asked why you were speeding, act all panicky and go on to say how you were being chased by a lunatic, and how they kept tailgating and wouldn't let up. Keep on rambling on about it until you conclude that it was indeed the cop that was chasing you.