1. Hurry up, Oprah's already started!

2. I'm not really in the mood tonight honey.

3. Not now, the kids will be home in five minutes!

4. Steve, want to go to the bathroom with me?

5. I don't believe in premarital sex.

6. I would, but I'm on a diet.

7. Your arms must be tired, let me carry your purse.

8. I don't like to go all the way on the first date.

9. Let's cuddle.

10. Wanna go shopping?

11. Dinner's Ready.

12. I cried during Titanic.

13. I love cats.

14. Pink is my favorite color.

15. I think we should get a poodle.

16. I just love knitting.

17. I better not, I already had two beers!

18. It's too big.

19. No thanks, I'm watching my carb intake.

20. I fake my orgasms.

21. Don't you think they should lower the speed limit?

22. Does this make me look fat?

23. Honey, you don't talk enough.

24. Violence is not the answer.

25. Your boobs are just too big.

26. Honey, have you ever considered breast reduction?

27. Don't bother honey, I'll just get your Tampons on the way home from work.