1. I would go shopping, but the football game is about to start.

2. We might as well get a cheap phone, I don't plan on using it much anyway.

3. You just missed it, Mike Tyson just fuckin nailed that son of a bitch.

4. Would you be interested in having a 3-some with my sister and I?

5. Bring me another beer!

6. All I ever think about is sex sex sex.

7. Let's video tape us having sex.

8. I just can't get enough of hunting and fishing.

9. I'm just using him for the sex.

10. I wish he'd pack on a few more lbs.

11. I think war is the answer.

12. Don't worry if I get pregnant, I'll just have another abortion.

13. I don't want to have children, the sex with never be the same.

14. You stay home with the kids, I'll do the working.

15. I'd really love to go on a date with you, but wrestling's on tonight.

16. What's a cell phone?