1. Attempt to have phone sex with them when they call you.

2. Put them on hold.

3. Attempt to sell them something of yours.

4. Use the bathroom while talking to them, make it obvious.

5. Repeat every word they say.

6. Speak in a very loud and angry voice.

7. Just start crying after a few minutes.

8. Ask them what time they eat so that you can interrupt their dinner for a change.

9. Tell them you'll only buy the product if they sing you the National Anthem.

10. If you're a male and they ask for let's say Jenny, In a very deep voice say "This is Jenny." Also try this vice versa.

11. If they ask to speak to someone else you live with, tell them to hold on and scream repeatedly on the top of your lungs for the person they wanted to speak to.