1. You often see employees betting on who will die next.

2. The cemetery is the backyard.

3. It's surrounded with barbed wire.

4. The basement level of the home is a morgue.

5. The funeral home is across the street.

6. Every spot in the parking lot has a handicapped parking sign.

7. Have something written in the main area, 17 days since last death. Have a flip number type of thing like a gas station sign.