1. You take things you need out of other people's carts.

2. You fill your cart up as full as you can get it and then leave the store.

3. When you have a long line of people behind you, you take your sweet ass time.

4. You purposely buy things and return them later that day.

5. You take cold items (such as ice cream or milk) and put them with room temperature items.

6. When in the bathroom you "miss" your target.

7. Even when taking a #2.

8. You ask for help taking out your groceries and you only bought one small item.

9. When looking for a pacifier, show your nipple and ask if they have one similar to that.