1. Green Bay Packers.

2. People who bring babies to sporting events. You pay too much just to bring the damn baby to the game which it won't understand, cry, and sleep through. Use half that money and hire a baby sitter, jackass.

3. Dogs that bark at the fucking wind, or any sound for that matter. (A perfect example is my neighbors lovely little poodle, bastard.)

4. Everyone that thinks their baby is soooooooooooo cute, when there baby is fucking ugly. Believe me, not ALL babies are cute.

5. Old ladies that wear extremely bright colored pants. Draw more attention to yourself hag.

6. Old guys aren't much better, they just have their pants up to their nipples.

7. Old people complaining about how cold it is when it's 80 degrees.


Things I Hate While Driving
1. When you pass some slow motherfucker only to have them either tailgate or pass you back.

2. People either don't use their signal light (typically Fords), but when they do, they don't bother turning it off.

3. When someone signals half a mile (approximately 3-4 driveways) before they actually turn.

4. When it's about to rain and overcast, lot's of people don't have their lights on, but when they're behind you, they're on bright.

5. They should have a special road for people who talk on their fucking cell phone while they drive.

6. Old people who think the speed limit is 30 mph on the highway.