1. My parents always told me to learn from your mistakes, I guess my parents did, I am an only child.

2. Your can't spell thug without hug.

3. Men cheat on their wives everyday in America, and I only do it once a week.

4. I'm that guy who pees in the sink.

5. I kicked your dog.

6. I pop cherries before I eat them.

7. I'm a mother fucker...LITERALLY

8. I'm that guy your wife's having an affair with.

9. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

10. I read the articles. (With Playboy Logo)

11. I cried during Titanic. (male)

12. I fake my orgasms. (male)

13. I'm a son of a bitch...LITERALLY

14. I touch the mannequins

15. Mannequin Molester

16. Used Condom Collector

17. I collect used condoms

18. It's what's on the inside the counts (show pants zipper or have an arrow pointing down)

19. I'm on the Krispy Kreme Diet

20. Burger King's Jared (Jaron)