1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today

3) Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

4) Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.

5) Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

6) Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.

7) Swim near someone and go ''Shoot! I knew I shouldn't have had so much lemonade before I came here.''

8) Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''

9) Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board.

10) Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

11) Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.

12) Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

13) Hit strangers with your wet towel.

14) Throw people's things into the pool.

15) Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

16) Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.