1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.

3. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.

4. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)

5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

7. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

8. One word: Flatulence!

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

13. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.

14. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

15. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"

17. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

18. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.

19. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

20. Play the harmonica.

21. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

22. Lean against the button panel.

23. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.

24. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

25. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".

26. Bring a chair along.

27. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

28. Blow spit bubbles.

29. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

30. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

31. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

32. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"