1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
8. It looks like a night crawler.
9. Wow, and your feet are so big.
10. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
11. It's ok, we'll work around it.
12. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. ?
13. Oh no, a flash headache.
14. (giggle and point)
15. Can I be honest with you?
16. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
17. Let me go get my tweezers.
18. This explains your car.
19. You must be a growing boy.
20. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
21. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
22. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
23. All right, a treasure hunt!
24. I didn't know they came that small.
25. Why is God punishing you?
26. At least this won't take long.
27. I never saw one like that before.
28. What do you call this?
29. But it still works, right?
30. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
31. It looks so unused.
32. Do you take steroids?
33. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
34. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
35. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
36. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
37. Aww, it's hiding.
38. Are you cold?
39. If you get me real drunk first.
40. Is that an optical illusion?
41. What is that?
42. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
43. Were you neutered?
44. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
45. Does it come with an air pump?
46. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
47. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
48. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
49. Never mind, why bother.
50. Is that a second belly button?
51. Where's the rest of it?
52. Can you make it dance?