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1.) Do you like your handwriting? When I can read it.
2.) Who would you hate being locked in a room with? Michael Jackson
3.) Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Yes
4.) If so, whats his/her name? Sparky
5.) Saw You Nakie: That freak in the mirror.
6.) Do fish have feelings? Not after you cut off their head.
7.) DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? I quit last week.
8.) WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM? Yellow, I pissed all over the walls, OK fine, I lied, but it is yellow though.
9.) IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? Blow
10.) Do you like to eat Twix? What significance does this question have? And yes.
11.) Have you been to China: No, they scare me. They all look the same, dark skin, dark hair, and how the hell can they
see with their eyes shut? What if they were looking for a serial killer, "Officer, he was short, had a dark complexion,
dark hair, and brown eyes." They would never find him. I'm not racist, I have several chinese friends, I just can't think
of any at the moment...
12.) Have you ever Danced Naked: That freak in the mirror does, but I surely haven't.
13.) Have you ever been on radio or television? Yes, I was once in the upper deck of a Timberwovles game, and when the
camera showed the audience, I was one of those dots off in the distance!
14.) Who are your friends? Friends? What are friends?
15.) What person could you tell almost anything to? My blind dog, crippled cat, and...that's about it.
UPDATE both of them are no longer with us, (blind dog got hit by car, not making that up either.)
16.) Have you ever Ran A Marathon: Even though I have the perfect body of a marathon runner, to your amazement, I actually
have NOT ran one.
17.) What are you most scared of? Alarm clock
18). Do You have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Does it have to be human?
19.) Do you look like anyone famous? I always have little girls who run and scream Brad Pitt at me, then I have to disappoint
them and tell them I'm not him. ok fine, I don't know if I resemble anyone famous.
20.) Who are the most attractive people you know? "Black Pregnant Midgets".
-John Doe
21. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Do blow up dolls count? It is stuffed, if you know what I mean!
22.) Are You Bored: Why do you think I'm filling this out?
23.) What Kind of perfume/cologne do you wear? Cheap stuff that's supposed to be similar to expensive brands.
24.) What does the word "ibgik" mean to you? It's just a fancy word with no actual meaning.
25.) WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Who said I was wearing pants?
26.) Will Grow Up To Be A Model: ME!!! I already model bright pink transparent thongs on my free time. I'm just getting
a head start for a BRIGHT future.
27.) Have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? Did they have to kiss back?
28). What kind of clothes do you sleep in? Clothes? I have a lock on my door. I feel free, plus I get to air it out.
29.) What kind of car do you want/have? I have a monster, a '93 Cavalier, don't get jealous now! UPDATE I now have a '96
Pontiac Grand Am
30.) Who is the coolest person in the world? Mike Tyson
31.) When Was The Last Time You Showered: I can't remember, it was a while ago, I'd say at least a good month, ok fine,
it was this morning, happy now?
32.) Do you... uh... yahoo? I... uh... have a life.
33.) Where do you wanna get married? Fear Factor
34.) What are your favorite girl names? Rosie O Donnel
35.) What are your favorite guy names? Michael Jackson
36.) What would you do if you woke up and you were invisible? Rob rich greedy people.
37). What Would Be The Coolest Halloween Costume: Subway's Jared
38.) Who do you really hate? Brett Favre, I hate that fucker, he's a big baby.
39.) What are the ugliest names? I just said it.
40.) How Do You Eat A Reese's: First I lick the outside of it ever so gently, as if to tease it, you know around the edges
and all, then I just dive right in and eat it out as if there were no tomorrow.
41.) Who has it easier, boys or girls? Typically boys probably do, they don't have to give birth, unless it's anal birth
that is. (anal birth refers to GIANT SHIT.)
42.) Do you like playing pranks on people? Yes, some people take them way too serious though.
43.) Are you cheating on this survey? Oh yes, I have the damn answer key right here next to me.
44.) What time is it? I'm too lazy to look down on the computer screen.
45.) Dream Car: I already own a gray 93 cavalier with no air conditioning, a bad heater, cracked windshield, bad muffler,
and this high pitched squeaky sound when you accelerate, that's usually only when it's cold, but when does it ever get cold
in Minnesota? Oh, and the heater rattles too. Other than those minor things, I already have a dream car. I guess I would settle
for a viper or corvette too.
46.) Have You Ever Won A Special Award: Is a special award like the special olympics? Then no, otherwise eye hav maid
it two the spellin be thwee tymes.
47.) Dream Job: Grocery Store Stocker
48.) Dream Vacation: Iowa
49.) What r your favorite websites? www.espn.com, www.blackpregnantmidgets.com, I don't know if that actually exists,
that'd be funny if it did.
50.) Can you define love? Like if you like black pregnant midgets more than most people, then you can probably say that
you love them. Actually I don't have a good definition. Don't ask me why I'm talking about Black Pregnant Midgets right now,
I'm tired, I've been up for almost 24 hours, so If I say weird things, I may not mean them completely.
51.) Do you curse a lot? Fuck no. Well...not to other people, just when things don't work and I get frustrated, like this
damn computer freezing, see, I just did it. Our entire family calls our dog a dumbfucker as well, the blind one.
52.) Worst Pick Up Line: Do you like milk mustaches? Would you like one? I haven't actually tried that yet, that'd be
funny though.
53.) Fave Name Brand: Trojan
54.) The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done: Broke two ceilings. First I was in the pottery area in the art room in high school,
we were cleaning it, I picked up a chair, I was gonna pretend to throw it Jerry Springer style. I then raised it over my head,
all of the sudden I heard a crash. Then some plastic fell, I guess I hit the light. So I tried to place the broken pieces
the best that I could.
The second time came at a hotel. My brother, his friend, some other kids and I were in the pool playing catch with this
nerf football. There was probably 5 or 6 people in all, all younger than me. They decided to hit the ceiling with the football,
but none of them could make it since the football was full of water and heavy. Then I took the football and chucked it up
as hard as I could, and I hit it alright. As soon as I hit it, the ceiling tile I hit was really wobbling, then it finally
fell down in several pieces in the pool a few seconds later. We never did get the ball back, it's still up there. We kinda
left the pool at that point. So I have really bad luck when it comes to ceilings.
55.) Do you go to church? When I was five I think I went once.
56.) What would you consider yourself a prep, gang banger, freak, dork, etc? Why are they all degrading? What are you
supposed to say, as much as I think I'm a dork, I'm consider myself more of a freak?
57.) Do You Plan On Having Kids: As far as I know I could have six, actually that isn't true, depends on financial situation
to tell you the truth.
58.) Do you believe in the yeti? Is that Star Wars or some stupid shit like that? There I go swearing again.
59.) Como estas (answer this one in SPANISH)? Ich habe grosse schlange, hose runter. It means "I have a large snake,
pants down", that's about all I gathered in two years of german class.
60.) How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? I'm getting a WOULDY just thinking about
it. Learn to spell.
61.) Do you have any scars? Two on my right arm, one from wiping out on my bike back in the day, and the other from when
my arm got pinched in between two carts when I was bringing them in at a grocery store I work at. Fuckin' carts, like I said
before, I don't swear at people, just things I get frustrated at, the only exception are packer fans, but they deserve it
though, so that doesn't count. You really can't consider them "people".
62.) Who makes you laugh a lot? When the packers get their asses handed to them.
63.) If you had the choice of one or the other, what would you pick? The other. Now who in their right mind could possibly
pick the one? That would be SOOOOOO nasty if u picked that, I'm getting sick just thinking about it. Now that's a no brainer.
64.) Is this survey censored? Not my version.
65.) What's new? York, Mexico, Hampshire, Jersey, England
66.) What's the dumbest nightmare you ever had? It's this one where I'm filling out a survey at 3:30 in the morning.
67.) What's a deep secret that you could tell? Who has a deep secret that they can actually tell? It's not that deep if
I could tell it.
68.) Who are the people you care about most in the world? black pregnant mi...NO, family and friends.
69.) Any message for everyone? It should've been longer. I would like to thank my producer, without him, none of this
could be possible and I couldn't be where I am today. I'd also like the thank the cameramen, the director, the sound people.
I'd love to thank my parents who always believed in me, and thanks to all the fans who made me who I am. And most of all,
thank god, he's the one who makes it all possible. I dedicate this award to everyone who believed I could do it before I made
it big, thank you all.
70.) BROKEN THE LAW? More than I can count, and since I'm into accounting, I can count pretty damn high!
71.) COUNTRY MUSIC? Don't make me puke. My ears are bleeding just thinking about it.
72.) GOOD AT SPORTS? Gymnastics, mountain climbing, cross country, figure skating, track, anything that involves flexibility
and running actually. (For those of you who know me, then you know this MAY not be true)
73.) EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? Give me $5 and you have a deal!
74.) What Do You Like To Do: John Doe and I make up strange and twisted stories on yahoo pool. Click the link below for
a detailed list of some of these unique charcters.
Pool Characters
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